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Pierce Brosnan

By Squarehippies on July 25, 2008 in Actors | 7 Comments 

Pierce Brosnan Shirtless

For a lover of hairy men, it is a sin if you have a shirtless website and didn’t have Pierce Brosnan on it. I’m trying to my best to repent here. In my opinion, Pierce is the best looking Bond of our generation. And he’s the last hairy Bond too, which makes him extra special. These are from 3 of his lavishly shirtless movies prior and post Bond era. The first one is “Mrs Doubtfire”. When you’re 12 and you’re constantly anticipate for Pierce’s pool appearance when you watch this movie for like the tenth time, you know something is up! The second is from “The Thomas Crown Affair” (no, I will not post the bum shots) and finally a roughed up sexy Pierce from “After The Sunset”, of which the tropical setting makes a damn good reason to not wear a shirt. Enjoy! Read more

Michael Lombardi

By Squarehippies on July 23, 2008 in Actors | 6 Comments 

Michael Lombardi Shirtless

Take Jason Biggs, add some muscle mass, substract a few dork points and you’ll have Michael Lombardi. Okay he doesn’t really look like Jason but there’s a bit of resemblance in these caps at least. He played Mike Silletti in FX’s television series “Rescue Me”. Although I didn’t watch the series, I think the cast is pretty hot. He has the most infectious heart warming smile. Oh and that rocking body too (duh). Besides this mancandy, we have Daniel Sunjata and super hunky Steven Pasquale (check out the pecs on this one, phwoarrr!). I wouldn’t kick Denis Leary out of the bed either but check out his hot son. These Lombardi shirtlessness are from an opening of a pron scene an episode titled “Happy” in the second season of the show, which came by request at the forum. Enjoy and keep the suggestions coming, people! Read more

Mathew Botuchis

By Squarehippies on July 22, 2008 in Actors | 9 Comments 

Mathew Botuchis Shirtless

Can someone tell me why Mathew Botuchis isn’t famous yet? Please give this raven haired hottie a proper mainstream work stat and get him to take off as much clothing as possible. Sometimes I feel like giving up posting hot men and opt for a casting director instead. Anyways, you might have noticed Mathew Botuchis from “Will and Grace”, one time appearances in “Even Stevens”, “7th Heaven”, “The Amanda Show” and a couple of television commercials. What is up with his latest upcoming gig as “The Drunk Guy” in “Spring Breakdown”? The heck? I need to make a movie and offer him a major starring role. Did I tell you there’s only two people in it? The other person is me. Read more

Paul Schneider

By Squarehippies on July 20, 2008 in Actors | 6 Comments 

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider is the type of guy you want to kiss and cuddle all day and all night long. Just look at that lickable face! His role as small town, soft spoken guy in “All the Real Girls” couldn’t be more perfect. The voice simply melts you down. “I tore my nut.” Can you marry me now, Paul? The fuzz is always a bonus, especially with that 50 cent nipples. In case you’re wondering (I’m pretty sure we all are at this point), yes he was naked in this and you can see clearly see the peen for about two seconds. Having said that, it is a super damn SWEET movie. What are you waiting for, run to the rental now! Read more

Keith Bryce

By Squarehippies on July 18, 2008 in Others | 19 Comments 

Keith Bryce Shirtless

Did you feel anything weird during the season premiere of “Project Runway”? I did. The reason - Keith Bryce. This guy makes me super hungry, I don’t know why. Is it because of his beefy delicious body? I get this Shayne Ward vibe minus the trimmings from him, and that’s a good thing. Don’t you want to eat give him a big hug and never let go? Don’t worry you’ll get at least a couple of shirtless shots of his hot chunk. We’re thankful to the editors for that. Keith Bryce for the win! Read more

Omri Katz

By Squarehippies on July 17, 2008 in Actors | 8 Comments 

Omri Katz Shirtless

Remember that cute kid from “Dallas” and “Eerie Indiana”? I was having a huge crush and kinda lusted over this one for quite sometime back then, but don’t the give me the side eye because I was a kid too! Anyways, fast forward to like 15 years later (old news I know), it’s nice to see Omri Katz has grown up to a nice normal looking adult. I’d totally hit it, and then some. These shirtlessness are from his YouTube short movie “Perfect Girl”, which offered a significant amount of Katz skin despite the below par quality. I really wish I could get my hands on the original and crop this guy to infinity. You can tell I just love regular looking guys. We need more people like him in Hollyweird! Read more

Samuel Ball

By Psiwire on July 16, 2008 in Actors | 9 Comments 

Samuel Ball Shirtless

Samuel Ball usually only has small roles in films, but he always manages to get his shirt off, and look good while he’s doing it. While I think don’t think he’ll ever be a break-out star, he’s actually appeared in some decent films and he’s not a terrible actor. I think his brand of all-American good looks would have been perfectly suited for the hero roles in all those cheesy B-movies from the 50’s, unfortunately he was just born a few decades too late. Capped here are “Pumpkin, “13 Going On 30″ and what seems to be his only starring role so far in “On The QT”. His other notable film role is as the hot killer in “Urbania”. Read more

Matt Keeslar

By Squarehippies on July 15, 2008 in Actors | 16 Comments 

Matt Keeslar Shirtless in Dune

This is more or less like digging your own grave. If you guys aren’t impressed by this post, then it’s entirely my fault for making it such a propaganda. But a hottie is a hottie regardless, no? If there’s one word I’d pick for Matt Keeslar, it would be “wholesome”. Yes you actually CAN get everything in a hunk. First noticed him when I did a post on Dan Futterman last year and thanks to Karma, he recaptured my attention once again. Recently seen as the lead in ABC Family’s “The Middleman” (yeah what’s up with all these ABC family hot shows, they sure know how to get their hunks right) I was torn between putting all the caps in a single post or dividing them into two instead. I guess since Matt Keeslar is definitely off the hotness chart, let’s enjoy his shirtlessness from two sources first. Read more

Ryan Kwanten 3

By Squarehippies on July 14, 2008 in Actors | 10 Comments 

More Ryan Kwanten Shirtless in True Blood

One of the things I’m really thankful for the internet is, yeap you guessed it, leaked rough cut episodes! It seems that this particular one is purposely released as some sort of viral marketing effort. Let’s see, we got vampires living among us like hairy men, sex, more sex, tittays and bum. Ryan Kwanten’s bum that is, although I don’t see why it needs to be covered. Legal or not, either way it is working for me and I’ll be sure to watch this hot mess. These shirtless pictures of hunky crazy fit Aussie Ryan Kwanten are from HBO’s upcoming television series, “True Blood”. I’m just glad that pretty body and face finally put out to good use. Okay, I’m NOT going to complain about that razor action because his boyish face made up for it. Read more

Random Hotness

By Squarehippies on July 12, 2008 in Random Hotness | 11 Comments 

Shirtless Daniel Craig from Quantum of Solace

So the official trailer for the new Bond movie, “Quantum of Solace” is out. I still think the Daniel Craig’s shirtless scene in “Casino Royale” was better but who’s complaining? Here are some quick cropped screengrabs. Also, is it just me or his body seems a bit less toned compared to the first one? Just a tiny bit. I’d still hit it in a microsecond. Read more

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